10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak