10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fold and live to fold again
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob