10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.