10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.