10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.