10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"