10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.