10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.