10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack