10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fold and live to fold again
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak