10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger