10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.