10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown