10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth