10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "No river, no fish."