10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.