10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- It's Free To Fold...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow