10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.