10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm