10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician