10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.