10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet