10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright