10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from