10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.