10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.