10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson