10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.