10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.