10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"