10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth