10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Welcome to kicker school
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth