10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury