10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.