10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword