10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen