10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.