10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson