10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Why not, when some because there are three.