10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.