10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• im going to 2 out you to death