10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson