10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The all-in play works everytime but once.