10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves