10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A