10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.