10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus