10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is for loners.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.