10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT