10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.